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-[soft upbeat music]
-♪ Somewhere ♪

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♪ Beyond the sea ♪

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♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪

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♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪

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♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪

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♪ Somewhere ♪

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♪ Beyond the sea ♪

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♪ He's there watching for me ♪

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[Ted] Afternoon, Carol.

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Afternoon, Ted.

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♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪

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♪ Then straight to his arms ♪

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♪ I'd go sailing ♪

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Thanks, Carol.

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No problem, Frank.

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Any leftovers?

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End of the day, Frank.

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End of the day.

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[Frank] Big Issue?

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[Carol] Oh, go on, then.

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Talk of the devil.

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Hello, Richard, love.

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Yeah, not bad, thanks, Carol.

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All right?

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All right, Richard?

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All right, Frank?

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All right, Carol?

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[Carol] Yeah, all right, you?

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Yeah, not bad, thanks. You?

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Yeah, not bad. You?

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Yeah, not bad.

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You heard from Sarah yet?

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[Carol] No, not yet. You?

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No, not yet. You?

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No, not yet.

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But she'll only just
have got out, won't she?

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Yeah, I suppose so.

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Fingers crossed, though, eh?

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Ooh, everything crossed, Richard.

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Laters.

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Bye, Richard.

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He's a good lad.

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I like your lipstick by the way, Carol.

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Thanks Frank.

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That's okay.

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See you later.

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[Carol] Bye.

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[soft guitar strumming]

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D'oh!

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All right?

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All right?

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Why do you look like a Wotsit?

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Fake tanning for my passport photo.

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Why did you look like a Quaver?

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-I'm Homer.
-"Iliad"?

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Simpson.

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You look like you got liver failure.

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Where have you been?

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Hair seminar.

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Do you know if you slap
your faces 20 times a day,

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it prevents ageing?

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Why did they tell you
that at a hair seminar?

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They didn't, I read it somewhere.

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When do you read?

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When I'm doing a poo.

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T.M.I.

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All right, Dad?

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How was your seminar?

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Boring. How was last night?

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Yes. Fine, thank you.

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What happened last night?

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Dad went to Carol's for an Indian.

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Mmm, an Indian what?

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Takeaway.

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Ooh, prawn korma sutra.

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No, lamb bhuna.

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What are you doing?

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Practising .

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For what?

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Living Statue World Championships.

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Are you entering as well?

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No. Fake tanning for my passport photo.

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It's like talking to the Teletubbies.

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You going to the caf?

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No, I've got stuff to do.

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What stuff?

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Mind your own beeswax.

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Interesting.

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[gentle acoustic guitar finger picking]

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You can't believe it, can you?

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All boarded up, it's criminal.

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I went past today, and there it was. Gone.

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Giles, stop faffing.

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It's making me itch.

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Well, it's that sympathetic wool.

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I told you you wouldn't
like it when you bought it.

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Lift, here.

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Do you hear that, Carol?

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-What's that?
-Lift up.

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The butchers on the boulevard.

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All boarded up.

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You can't believe it, can you?

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Will be none of the old shops left soon.

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Jack, will you lift?

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I am lifting.

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[jack grunts]

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What are you wittering about?

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The butchers. What was.

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Oh yeah. Can't believe it, can you?

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Went past today. There it was, gone.

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-All boarded up.
-[siren wailing]

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Oh, something's going on.

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[Both] Trouble for someone.

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[Both] Ooh!

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[Both] Wishes.

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[upbeat acoustic guitar finger picking]

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Hey Richard, it's me.

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The agent likes my stories!

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-[excited squeal]
-I can't believe it!

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Anyway, I'm back early,

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so I'm going to come to the
nursing home and say hello,

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and sort out mum's surprise party.

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So if you see her, don't
mention that I'm back.

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And don't mention the
surprise party, obviously.

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And if you're not at
work, then let me know,

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and I won't come down

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and I hope you're having a good day,

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and sorry about the longest
message in the world.

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And...

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Bye.

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[phone beeps]

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Hello, this is Carol.
Please leave a message.

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[phone beeps]

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Hey mum, it's me. They like my stories!

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Yahoo! Back in a bit, bye.

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[phone beeps]

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-Thomas!
-[upbeat piano music]

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We had a Spectrum ZX 'til I was 14.

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Another one with the rubber keys?

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Exactly.

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You have to put a cassette

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in the tape player to load the games.

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Yeah, and it sounded like
a Dalek being burned alive.

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Do you remember?

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So what are you doing in Weston?

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At the moment, I'm washing your hair.

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Oh no, I meant-

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-[laughs]
-I know.

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Someone I loved did not love me.

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And this is unfortunate,

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so I decide to come to
Bristol to finish my PhD.

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-Then, as we say
-[speaks foreign language]

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What does that mean?

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When the woman gets off the waggon,

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the horse has an easier time.

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Oh, right.

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No, sorry, what?

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[both laugh]

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It, um...

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It's like...

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Lighten the load?

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Make life easy for yourself?

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So you came to Weston?

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[laughs]

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You have a good time here, no?

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Yeah, it's all right.

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You have wonderful friends.

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Yeah, I suppose so.

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[phone rings]

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Friends are so important, I think.

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And the rest is not quite so desperate.

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Are you going to answer that?

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Um, no.

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Okay.

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[phone continues ringing]

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[Richard] All right? Leave us a message.

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[phone beeps]

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Hey Richard, it's me again.

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I'm here, so...

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I'll call you later.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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Nice jugs.

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Thanks.

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You too.

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Thanks.

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You missed a good night last week.

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Did I?

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You not fancy it in the end?

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Yeah, uh, sorry.

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Things suddenly got a bit complicated.

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Too complicated to call or text?

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Out of courtesy, you know?

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Hmm.

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What are you doing with those?

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Moving the last of my mum's stuff.

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To where?

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To there.

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Why is she moving to a nursing home?

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Because she needs nursing.

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Sorry.

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I didn't know.

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I didn't tell you.

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Mothers, eh?

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Some kids do have 'em.

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["James Bond Theme" ringtone plays]

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-Do you want me to?
-No.

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That's okay. Thanks.

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-Nice ringtone.
-Thanks.

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Where's your dad?

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In here.

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Why is he in there?

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'Cause he's dead.

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Oh my God!

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No, I meant, why is he in those?

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Well, they're easier to carry

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than the biscuit barrel mum put him in.

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Do you fancy an ice cream?

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Why?

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Because they're nice?

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You could've called last week.

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Is that a yes?

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[train toot toots]

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["I Do Like to Be Beside the
Seaside" organ instrumental]

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What did he do?

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He was a photographer.

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Still is, I think.

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Where is he now?

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Living in Glasgow with some woman,

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affectionately known
as his highland fling.

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Hilarious.

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Does he know about your writing?

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Mm-mm.

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Not yet.

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We haven't spoken in 10 years.

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Really?

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Dads, eh?

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Mm.

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Some kids don't have 'em.

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Oh my-

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-Sorry.
-I'm joking.

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-I'm joking.
-Sorry.

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Sarah?

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Yeah?

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Can I just...?

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Oh my-

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Has that been there the whole time?

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You idiot!

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[laughs]

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Did you think I was going to kiss you?

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What? No.

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-Lies.
-Shut up.

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I wouldn't let you anyway.

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-Lies.
-Shut up.

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[soft upbeat acoustic music]

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[seagulls cawing]

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[Both] Seven, eight, nine,

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10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

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Mar, you look 20 years younger already.

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Oy, Mar.

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What?

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Has Carol said anything about Dad?

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No, not in so many words.

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But she come down this
morning and guess what?

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What?

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She was wearing lipstick.

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-No?
-Yeah.

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First time in years.

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OMG.

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-Well, guess what.
-What?

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I saw dad earlier and he
was wearing his wellies.

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No.

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And you know what that means?

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No?

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He's been down the allotment.

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No.

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You know what that means?

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No.

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He's been doing some thinking.

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No.

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Mary, there is something fishy going on.

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You are not wrong there.

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Excited!

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There you go, Chloe.

284
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,640
Thank you, Carol.

285
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,800
Or should I say wicked stepmother?

286
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,520
[Carol] Talk of the devil.

287
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,400
Hello Keiran, love.

288
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,360
All right, Carol?

289
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,800
You want your usual?

290
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,400
Oh yes, please. Plus straw.

291
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,600
What's the matter with you?

292
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,800
I just seen Brenda Kiely with
that guy from the council,

293
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,080
and I ain't renewed my permit.

294
00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,000
Permit for what?

295
00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,840
Me.

296
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,840
There's a USB, Mar.

297
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,200
Bit of Lady Gaga and some Paloma Faith.

298
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,160
Oh, fab-dabba-doozy.

299
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,200
We're taking Sarah out for a drink later.

300
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,520
Did the agent say yeah?

301
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,360
Yeah.

302
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,200
-No?
-Yeah.

303
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,120
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

304
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:13,960
No.

305
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,200
Innit great, Keiran?

306
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,200
Yeah, amazing.

307
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,680
Oh, but I can't do later.

308
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,520
Why not?

309
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,320
I've got a date.

310
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,160
With who?

311
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,120
-JD.
-JD?

312
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,280
But I haven't met him yet.

313
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,200
I know, but I thought I'd
see how it goes this evening,

314
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,880
and then...

315
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,680
Bring him to Carol's
surprise party on Friday.

316
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,600
Isn't Friday the start of his Sabbath?

317
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,320
He's a gay Jew, I don't
think he's that Orthodox.

318
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,480
Anyway, his dad's a catholic.

319
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,680
No, that's Saturday and Sunday out.

320
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,320
His weekends must be rubbish.

321
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,920
Not if he's got anything to do with it.

322
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,240
[loud bang]

323
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,040
Talk of the devil. Hello, Brenda.

324
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,680
Hello, Carol. Hello, all.

325
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,520
All right, Bren?

326
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,720
You want your usual, Brenda?

327
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,640
Not today, thanks.

328
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,040
I just wanted to give you a copy of these.

329
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,640
I know how much you hate email.

330
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,720
Oh, okay, thanks.

331
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,680
It looks beautiful, Carol.

332
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,520
Does it?

333
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,200
That's good.

334
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,080
Take your time to think about it,

335
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,360
but ideally, would like to be
ready for the winter season.

336
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,840
So if I could have an answer
on Friday, that'd be fantastic.

337
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,320
Oh, Friday's my birthday.

338
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,840
Okay, well...

339
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,000
I'll leave you to it then.

340
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,080
Bye all!

341
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,320
[All] Bye Brenda.

342
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,960
Bye, Keiran.

343
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,800
Bye, Brenda.

344
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080
Now then, sorry, Keiran.

345
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,880
Usual plus straw, coming up.

346
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,600
[coffee machine grinds]

347
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,840
Oh, for goodness' sake!

348
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,440
-Oh!
-[dishes clatter]

349
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,680
Sorry, Kieran. Frothy coffee's off.

350
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,480
That's okay, Carol.

351
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:57,440
[upbeat acoustic guitar strumming]

352
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,760
[laughing]

353
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,760
[indistinct chatting]

354
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,600
All right?

355
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,480
-Hey.
-All right?

356
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,160
-All right?
-All right?

357
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,400
-Hi.
-All right?

358
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,880
All right?

359
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,640
So, how did it go?

360
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,880
Yeah, Good.

361
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,880
So, have you got an agent now?

362
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,760
Yeah, I think I have.

363
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,840
-That's great.
-Isn't it great?

364
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,680
Yeah, it's great.

365
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,120
I can't believe it.

366
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,400
So what did they say?

367
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,840
Nothing really. Just that
they liked the stories.

368
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,960
["James Bond Theme" ringtone plays]

369
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:45,800
Sorry.

370
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,720
Someone really wants to get hold of you.

371
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,680
Yeah, I'd better take it.

372
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,760
Sorry. Hello?

373
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,080
Don't forget mum's party on Friday.

374
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,440
Friday, I'm there.

375
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,000
Definitely?

376
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,120
I'll see you Friday.

377
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,800
Can you still play?

378
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,840
Oh yeah, course.

379
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,120
Great.

380
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,560
What did he want?

381
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,800
He wanted to explain why
he didn't come last week.

382
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,840
Really?

383
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,600
He told me about her.

384
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,440
Oh.

385
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,480
You're so good.

386
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,880
I don't know how you kept it a secret.

387
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,440
Well, what else was I supposed to do?

388
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,480
He says you're amazing with her.

389
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,960
With who?

390
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,800
His mum.

391
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,560
Oh.

392
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,760
He told you about his mum.

393
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,600
I know it doesn't excuse anything, but...

394
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
But you just never know, do you?

395
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,240
What about?

396
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,360
People's lives.

397
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,920
They're always so complicated.

398
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,720
Well, not if you lighten the load

399
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,200
and get off the waggon

400
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,920
and lose some weight.

401
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,000
-What?
-I've no idea.

402
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,960
It's great news about the
writing though, Sarah.

403
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,520
Thank you.

404
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,480
I did come to tell you.

405
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,320
I was out.

406
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,120
I know.

407
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,360
Does that mean you'll be
going back to London then?

408
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,200
Dunno.

409
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,480
They're based in Bristol,
so it means I could stay.

410
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,760
Is that what you want?

411
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,400
Maybe.

412
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,040
I don't know.

413
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,280
Maybe.

414
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,440
Have you had your hair done?

415
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,040
Oh, yeah, well,

416
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,400
it's bit windswept now, but um...

417
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,240
No, it looks great.

418
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,440
Oh, cheers.

419
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,800
Did Chloe do it?

420
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,040
No, Ava.

421
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,840
Oh, right.

422
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,520
-Looks great.
-Cheers.

423
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,960
Are you walking the dog on the beach now?

424
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,800
Yeah.

425
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,320
You're a bit early.

426
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,520
Do you want some company?

427
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,920
No, I'm only going for a short one,

428
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,120
so it's probably not worth you bothering.

429
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,680
Oh.

430
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,520
Okay.

431
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,880
Maybe a celebratory drink later?

432
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,640
Oh, sure.

433
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,160
Great.

434
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,600
Laters.

435
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,960
Bye.

436
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,200
[upbeat acoustic guitar strumming]

437
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:29,000
[carol begins grunting]

438
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,400
Bloody thing.

439
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,200
Carol?

440
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,840
This useless piece of tat!

441
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,840
Carol?

442
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,200
What, mum?

443
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,480
Oh, mum, don't look at those,

444
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,560
that's just Brenda Kiely showing off.

445
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,360
Carol.

446
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,200
Can you imagine?

447
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,280
Champagne and oyster bar.

448
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,720
Dad would be turning in his grave.

449
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,080
-Carol.
-It's all right, mum.

450
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,120
I'll sort it, I promise.

451
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,480
We just got ourselves in a
bit of bother, that's all.

452
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,880
-Carol!
-What, mum!?

453
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,360
Sometimes you have to know
when to let things go.

454
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,840
But what about dad?

455
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,280
Your dad couldn't give a monkey's.

456
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,640
He's been in a pot in a
wardrobe for 15 years.

457
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,280
But what about you?

458
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,040
What about me?

459
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,840
And Sarah?

460
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,480
And Chloe, and Keiran?

461
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,160
And Big Issue Frank?

462
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,640
What's going on, Carol?

463
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,360
Nothing's going on, I'm fine.

464
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,480
I just got a bit behind with
the repayments, that's all,

465
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,480
and Brenda Kiely thought-

466
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,840
With you, Carol?

467
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,640
What's going on with you?

468
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,480
And Stanley?

469
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,240
Oh, mum. Last night...

470
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,560
What about last night?

471
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,560
I went too far.

472
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,280
Why? What happened?

473
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,960
Well, we finished the chicken biryani,

474
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,440
which was very nice actually,

475
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,560
and then we sat on the sofa

476
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,080
to watch "An Officer and a Gentleman".

477
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,400
-Oh, no.
-I know, I know.

478
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,360
I always get upset,

479
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,600
but I was doing really well

480
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,080
until he carried her out of the factory.

481
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,000
And then I-

482
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,880
What?

483
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,720
Oh, mum.

484
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,240
What did you do, Carol?

485
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,600
I held Stan's hand.

486
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,880
And then what?

487
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,440
And that was it.

488
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,720
What do you mean, "That was it"?

489
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,600
I froze.

490
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,920
And we sat there holding hands

491
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,240
until all the names ran out,

492
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,680
and then he left.

493
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,560
Oh, for God's sake.

494
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,840
I know!

495
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,960
I should've kept my hand to myself.

496
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,080
And now he hasn't been in all day

497
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,280
and oh, everything's changed

498
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,560
and nothing will be the same ever again.

499
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,120
Let's hope not, Carol.

500
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,760
Let's hope not.

501
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,440
All right, Mar and Car.

502
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,440
Oh, talk of the Stan, hello devil.

503
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,400
Carol, everything all right?

504
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,600
Yeah, of course.

505
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,240
Is it Sarah, what's happened?

506
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,640
Um, no, um,

507
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,080
we just thought you
weren't coming in today.

508
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,760
Oh, yes.

509
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,560
Sorry about that, Carol, I...

510
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,800
It's been one of those days, you know.

511
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,080
Getting things done.

512
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,640
Stuff to do, you know.

513
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440
Hokey pokey.

514
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,760
I brought your cuttings, Carol.

515
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,040
Oh, thanks Stan.

516
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,280
They're just a few that,

517
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,000
well, they're not cuttings
at all really, they're weeds.

518
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,120
But I like them.

519
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,760
They're pretty.

520
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,160
Yeah, I thought so, and...

521
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,800
Well, you know what weeds
are, don't you Carol?

522
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,040
They're flowers whose virtues
have never been discovered.

523
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:15,080
[upbeat acoustic guitar strumming]

524
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,920
[seagull caws]

525
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,080
You all right, nan?

526
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,200
Come and sit with me, love.

527
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,240
Did mum get my message?

528
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,520
The agent in Bristol
likes my stories, nan.

529
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,920
Can you believe it?

530
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,840
Sarah, my girl.

531
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,040
Was never in doubt.

532
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,920
It means I don't need to
go back to London now.

533
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,760
Can stay with you and mum.

534
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,200
And write.

535
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,320
And help with the cafe.

536
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,880
Well hold your horses, love.

537
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,080
Let's just see what your
mother decides to do

538
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,160
about Brenda's offer.

539
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,280
She brought the plans around then?

540
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,120
She did.

541
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,160
What's mum gonna do?

542
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,360
Don't know.

543
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,960
Don't think she knows.

544
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,360
But she and Stan will figure it out.

545
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,920
Is Stan with her now?

546
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,800
Great.

547
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,680
That's great.

548
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,480
-[upbeat acoustic music]
-♪ Somewhere ♪

549
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,240
♪ Beyond the sea ♪

550
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:39,240
♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪

551
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:45,160
♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪

552
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,800
♪ And watches the ships ♪

553
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:53,720
♪ That go sailing ♪

554
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,840
♪ Somewhere ♪

555
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,080
♪ Beyond the sea ♪

556
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:05,080
♪ He's there watching for me ♪

557
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:10,680
♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪

558
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,360
♪ Then straight to his arms ♪

559
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,120
♪ I'd go sailing ♪